Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your
father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated
father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud,
funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports
TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and
beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.
You: I have an uncle.