Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.

John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!

by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009

Twilight

The most overrated movie in the history of film.

Fangirl: OMG TWILIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE LIKE EVER
A cool person: Stfu desperate girl.

by Someguy002 July 27, 2009

Twilight Series

Set feminism back one hundred years, Insulted literature, and made girls bat shit insane in one convenient little package

Feminism back 100 years: We worked hard for nothing!
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!

by the_usber October 21, 2009

Twilight Bitch

a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term "twilight bitch" is determined by the following behavior): acts like it's the biggest deal ever, thinks that Edward is the hottest thing since shaved pubes, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like Bella in hopes of getting ass rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn't see the movie, Twilight Bitch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc...) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of Oli Sykes and Craig Mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc...

Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!

*4 years later*

Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.

Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...

Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!

Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?

Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.

Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch

by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009

my life is twilight

(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)

god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.

by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010

Twilight

"Absolute trash, so obviously a worldwide hit."

"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."

-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.

Analogy:

Chocolate is to delectable as Twilight is to rubbish.

by Kalanikamori August 17, 2009

Twilight

A horribly overrated book and movie series, beloved by teenyboppers, tweens and teenage girls, but hated by people who knows what a real vampire is. Vampires are not supposed to be cuddly teen idols, they are supposed to be terrifying bloodthirsty monsters.

Stephanie Meyer, Robert Pattinson, and Twilight all suck.

by WPH15 August 1, 2009