trylord

A trylord is someone who very much wants to be an edgelord, but fails miserably at it. An example would be someone attempting to be a troll, to be edgy, to get negative reactions, or be overly ironic because they'd like to be seen as some sort of threat, perhaps because they'd like to gain notoriety or maybe credibility with others like them. The fact that they are trying so desperately hard, and that their attempts to do so are so transparent, make them a trylord.

Simone is a trylord. She's always trying to start shit with people in front of her edgy friends, but she's actually embarrassing herself. Everyone knows what she's doing, but she doesn't seem to get that even her "friends" are laughing at her behind her back.

by Dog Lord June 26, 2022

Hove tripod

The sexual position of three or more males (or women with strap ons) engaging in falatio simultaneously - originating from the area of Hove near Brighton city

The best head Ive ever had was during a Hove tripod

by Brightonbaby August 1, 2019

Darion (Tripod)

Dazza what a sick cunt with his massive tripod, has maximum cumshot distance of infinity, once it goes it can not stop. He occasionally feels light headed. Genuinely built different. Manz plays basketball without any hands. Only everything below the built.

Person 1: Oi mate, is it just me or is Darion (Tripod) floating
Person 2: Oi nah brah he’s just resting on his dick stand

by Mr Handsy August 27, 2021

Tryforce

A group of people that try HARD.

Group of tryhards: "WOW LOOK AT THAT SPRAY! WHAT A NOOB"

Some chill dude: "Guys I think the Tryforce is in this game"

by iRobotiK October 8, 2011

Turkish Tripod

When one participant gets in a tripod position (upside down on your hands and head with knees touching your elbows), while the other participant squats directly above the individual in the tripod position and poops directly into the other persons anus.

"Wow, that turkish tripod I received last night was incredible!"

by halo8u December 10, 2014

trype

I was instant messaging a friend last night when she tried to say that she is misspelling a lot of words because she could not type tonight. But instead of typing "I can't type", she typed "I can't trype". I instantly saw this needed to be a word to describe the action of struggling to type a message. Therefore "trype" is to defined as trying to type.

Sorry I sent you the wrong address to the party in my e-mail. Trype.

I didn't mean to say I was married. Trype.

Whoa. Meant to say I like you, not I love you. Trype.

by Wordsmith Walker May 24, 2009

tripod

A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.

Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 11, 2006