torta

The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.

Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.

by Lil Man July 17, 2003

Torta

A fat b*tch who think she looks good, often shows of her "Fat ass" on instagram trapping all the down bads.

Damn bro whos that Torta in your whip.

by bigflyer January 4, 2023

Tortillera

1 Spanish word that means homosexual woman (lesbian) 2 Woman who makes a living out of making tortillas.

1 Ellen Degeneres is a big tortillera!
2 That tortillera makes the best tortillas in town!

by angel January 18, 2005

tortoise shell

The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.

Steve, "The water is freezing today."
Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"

by Chris Avis March 27, 2008

TORtanic

A portmanteau of Titantic and TOR (abbreviation for Star Wars: The Old Republic). The term is in reference to the large marketing campaign of the video game and the suspicion that it would be a financial and critical failure, similar to the fate of the RMS Titanic.

Todd: Hey bro, are you excited for that new Star Wars game?
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????

by Dacrin February 18, 2022

The Thorton

The tiny patch of hair a woman will leave unshaven right above the clit. Resembles the small patch of hair below the lip of Billy Bob Thorton.

She was clean shaven except for the Thorton.

by Swollen_Ostrich January 14, 2009

Tortellini Transition

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.

Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.

by DeadassMan January 18, 2017