An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.
Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.
by unitedstains September 12, 2013
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To get laid.
Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.
If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.
Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.
If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.
Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?
Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.
*Charlie and Jem fist bump*
Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.
*Charlie and Jem fist bump*
by pantsalone March 11, 2012
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Get the Tootsie mug.Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.
by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016
Get the towanda tootsie pop mug.A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.
You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?
by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006
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