trainwreck 

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.

"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"

trainwreck by fabokroert January 9, 2009

trainwreckin-it 

See Amanda Bynes

"Whoa...did you see Amanda Bynes?"
"No, what is she up too now?"
"Totally trainwreckin-it!"

trainwreckin-it by big_jimbo June 3, 2013

atomic trainwreck 

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

atomic trainwreck by masteroffire January 16, 2013

Trainwreck 

A disaster that is foreseeable but unavoidable,
disastrous yet inevitable,
distasteful, but morbidly fascinating.
You don't want to stare,
but you just can't look away.
~.Trainwreck.~

Wow look at her, she's a hot as trainwreck

Trainwreck by Trainwreck/ADBxyt.com October 9, 2008

trainwreck 

A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.

Miles is such a trainwreck!

trainwreck by Scott Mckown January 11, 2009

trainwreckstv 

Know to stream on twitch and complain about titty streamers. Creator of Squadw.

Trainwreckstv banned again for harassing a titty streamer.

trainwreckstv by Trihard 7 banned. December 8, 2019

Purple Trainwreck 

God's choice of Marijuana

Damn, that was some dank ass mutha fuckin purple trainwreck

Purple Trainwreck by cowsaredilly April 5, 2011