Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011

Teedle Toucher

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.

That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!

by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

taha touches hahas

What do you think

You know taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

Lil Titty toucher

A kid Soundcloud that use to make beats but now raps. Mostly raps with another Soundcloud kid named Lil Clout.

Did you hear Lil Titty Toucher's new hot track he dropped last night?

by imnotreallyheretomakenames October 14, 2017

PEE PEE TOUCHER

Child molester that enjoys touching little boys “pee pee’s”. Also known as a CHOMO short for child molester.

watch out for that guy in the van with a mustache he’s a pee pee toucher.

by BigTony89 March 2, 2020

The Grass Touchers

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy

Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers

by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022