torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

Soul Touching

In the Undertale fandom, it is how the gay couples have children by rubbing their souls together. Commonly used for Chara X Frisk fan fiction.

Chara and Frisk when to the bedroom for some soul touching.

by starverse September 28, 2017

Inappropriate Touching Tuesday

Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.

I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!

by *?*47 April 15, 2011

Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019

Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

by Cool ore March 10, 2022

Touchies

Intimate acts between two (or more) individuals that involve the use of his/her hands and/or mouth to provide sexual stimulation to his/her counterpart.

Having been loyal to eachother since junior high, the lovers never received touchies from anyone else.

by BrotherNovember#3 December 1, 2011

Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.

It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.

by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008