Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

tortilla people

White people.

Look at those tortilla people putting mayonnaise on everything.

by Kdub157 December 4, 2023

Tortilla Cup

A quarter of a cup

I use a tortilla cup of sour cream for my dip.

by Yesmaamsir January 12, 2024

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024

Tortilla Flipping

A derogatory slur used against people of Hispanic descent referring to the common occurrence of flipping tortillas barehanded.

That stupid tortilla flipping spic cut me off in traffic!

by Neighbor Guy April 11, 2026

Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

hurricane tortilla

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018