tor-magnus

cute but horny

tor-magnus is cute but horny

by anonymanonum January 17, 2017

lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.

by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024

tor-mentor

Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.

Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.

by QuacksO December 30, 2018

Tor

It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen or to be made fun of in a personal way. commonly goes hand in hand with a fist covering the mouth in symathetic embarrasment towards the person being made fun of or ridiculed. Often followed by the word "dard".

Dude: " you have a clapped trim"

You: " Tor"

Dude: "your mums really hot"
You: "Tor Dard"

by Fat N1Gg@ July 17, 2023

Mina tor

an editor on urban dictionary who's read practicly every entry, a.k.a me

mina tor knows what philus degestation means

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Tor

Tor Is a very handome and sweet boy, people named Tor are mostly from South Sudan and are normally tall and very strong. A Tor is a good friend/bf to be with because if your on his good side then your in good hands and will never get into trouble.

Person #1: I think i have a crush on tor
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH

by urbanboy96 April 6, 2023

Tor

Tor is the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She may be seen in a bad manor by other people, but when you get to know her you see how amazing she really is. Tor has been through a lot and it shows through her strength and courage to what she believes in. She's the sweetest girl you will ever meet and the best gf you could ever have so make sure you hold on to your shot with her.

Guy 1: Wow look at Tor😍.
Guy 2: Yah, Joe's lucky to have her cuffed up.
Guy 1: I wish I could have a Tor.

by The0ne&0nly November 11, 2018