Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 12, 2018

torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018

Tor

Tor Is a very handome and sweet boy, people named Tor are mostly from South Sudan and are normally tall and very strong. A Tor is a good friend/bf to be with because if your on his good side then your in good hands and will never get into trouble.

Person #1: I think i have a crush on tor
Person #2 you have no chance with him
Person #1 its worth a shot
Person #3 (Tor) Helloo? I am standing right here i can hear you
Person#1 AHHHH

by urbanboy96 April 6, 2023

Uffe Tor

Uffe Tor is the FIFA god, or currently the EA FC god. Never disrespect him. If you ever find yourself with a 82 rated cb and a 79 rated cm, I would highly recommend for you the next time when you have a big pack (55k pack or higher) to try get down on your knees, close your hands together and repeat this... "Please Uffe Tor, give me the power, give me the dynamism, diminish the weakness and give me a player with potency." After this your life will get fixed.

Me - "Yo bro"
Bro - *sigh* "what?"
me - "Let me guess,your team is bad, you have a good pack and you know that it will be a 83 rated Enzo Fernandez?"
Bro - "How did you know?"
Me - Pray to Uffe Tor"
*Bro prays to Uffe Tor*
Bro - "France... STRIKER! PSG!!!!! MBAPPE OMFG!!!! YEEES! THANKS UFFE TOR I LOVE YOU!!!!!"

by Harpovich November 21, 2023

Tor

It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen or to be made fun of in a personal way. commonly goes hand in hand with a fist covering the mouth in symathetic embarrasment towards the person being made fun of or ridiculed. Often followed by the word "dard".

Dude: " you have a clapped trim"

You: " Tor"

Dude: "your mums really hot"
You: "Tor Dard"

by Fat N1Gg@ July 17, 2023

Tor-Helge

A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.

"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"

"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"

by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024