love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

Gutter Topper

The last person to have sexual intercourse with a particular orifice in a gangbang, most often referring to the last party to enter and subsequently climax in an anal gangbang scenario.

"Hey Tod, Mary just texted me and she wants us to come over for another gangbang tonight."
"Nice, if Mikes coming he is probably going to call gutter topper again, that Mike is a dirty bastard"

"Nothing quite gets me going like Gutter Topping that ass after watching all the boys plow it" -Dirty Mike

by DaRealDirtyMike December 7, 2016

Dr. Topper

Someone who has reached the absolute highest level of "one upping" or topping someone else. Only true masters of this quality, which are far a few between, acheive the prestigious title.

As Dr. Topper was in his Platinum Edition rig; checkin the weight on my new gold chain; he glaced at his rolex and noticed he better get infront of his 70" inch TV because a Kojak marathon was starting in 5 min.

by WD40Fox October 24, 2019

White Tipped

The sticky left over tissue residue that sticks to a man's penis after ejaculating into a tissue.

Man I was doin a little jerkin on the side the other night and I skeet huge into some tissues and then I got white tipped and had to peel pieces off my dick for the next 10 minutes.

by I h8 Kleenex May 25, 2010

tapped that ass

To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.

manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006