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whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.
It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?
by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022
mugGet the whistling tootermug.

Tooter

A tooter is usually a cut straw or pen that is used to smoke blues or fetty with.

You can also use it to snort your shit.

Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
I can’t find my tooter anywhere! Fuck!! I had so much resin in that thing I need to find it!
by Eyeswallow September 19, 2023
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Tooter

The definition of this word was once accepted to be any tube like apparatus for the express purpose of insuffulating narcotics, however to align with the massive shift in popular drug culture that has occurred with the opioid epidemic it is now commonly accepted to mean any tube like apparatus, usually a hollowed bic pen or straw, used for the Express purpose of free basing or smoking opioids such as heroin or fentanyl pills on foil.
Cluck #1: Yo I just hit a lick and clucked off this iPad for a T of brown my nigga, you got the tins and a tooter?
Cluck #2: Bruh I gots tooters for days but let's hit a wap instead
by Hustle and Hutzpah May 18, 2019
mugGet the Tootermug.

Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.
Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!
by JRdanbury March 23, 2016
mugGet the Tooter Buttermug.

Round Town Tooter

A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.
Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
by rntrovert January 10, 2018
mugGet the Round Town Tootermug.

Tooter

What Matthew gets for his son to help him with his homework.
Riddick has a tooter for his spelling homework.
by I make a funny August 25, 2020
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