poh-tay-toes

Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew!

What's Taters? Poh-Tay-Toes! Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew!

by Samwise G. August 31, 2008

Tootsies

AKA: Toes
Toot-Sees

That girl has the cutest tootsies

by Getta February 16, 2008

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

Trout Toes

Definition- When a person engages in foot sex with a woman,(woman receiving),and has foul smelling feet as a result.

Example 1)"Wow, last night with Cindy really gave me a bad case of the trout toes if you know what I'm saying."

Example 2)"This year for Christmas I am giving Bob some Gold Bond, he always has trout toes."

by CheeseMongerXV May 4, 2009