toenar

english. the ability to scout malls for females wearing open toed shoes with pretty feet

dude, did you see her feet? beautiful! thank god the toenar is working

by raaadzik March 1, 2005

Tein

Another term for protein

“Dude i can’t wait to down my tein after this workout.”

by spc555 August 19, 2017

Toeie

A camel toe selfie!

Some crazy bitch I work with just sent me a toeie!

by Ultiva69 August 2, 2018

Tobin Tuesday

a term used in the women's soccer fandom, on tuesdays we share pictures/videos/gifs of tobin heath

happy tobin tuesday! (photo of tobin smiling)

by wootwoot321 November 16, 2019

toiñe

Ah shit the toilet

Bro 1:Yeo bro what you doing
Bro 2: o I'm on the toiñe

by Johnnysfatpefttoe August 14, 2020

Toe-in-the-butt

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.

Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.

by TITB Reigning Champ February 1, 2022

Toeism

In the beginning, there was will Ferrell, He and the Enlightened one Buddha were siamese twins connected by their outstretched big toes that stretched for exactly 24,901 miles or 40,075 Kilometers. He created a being far more powerful than Himself that he called "The foot". The "foot" had many new ideas going through its omnipotent mind, It created all space, time, and life as we know it. It set forth a chain of events that would later evolve into modern Humans on a planet called "Earth". The Foot decided that if it were to learn anything through its omnipotent mind it would be through experience. So when the Foot Decided that the time was right, it tore itself into 5 separate consciousnesses now known commonly as "the five toes".

We the priests have dedicated all of our knowledge to learning who these mysterious "toes" are and since we could even grasp the concept of Toeism all we have come up with was a single identity of the 4 hidden fragments.
We the priests have gathered a surplus of information and agreed that since a billboard near a Holy Christian Church said "Look what you made me do" and the famous singer Taylor Swift's quote from her famous song "oh look what you made me do" That Jesus and Taylor Swift were the same person who indirectly discovered Immortality after achieving Enlightenment through Toeism, However we cannot guaruntee that will happen to everyone as nobody is as powerful as a fragment of The Foot.

Me and my friends have started learning Toeism (Toe-ism)

by TheGreatPriestOfToeism April 21, 2023