Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
by ChampKing December 15, 2022
Volkswagen, shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded in 1937 by the German Labour Front, known for the iconic Beetle and headquartered in Wolfsburg. It is the flagship brand of the Volkswagen Group, the largest automaker by worldwide sales in 2016 and 2017.
by awesomesauce128 March 22, 2021
Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
by johnsaltzman January 21, 2022
Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
by swag sam December 21, 2023
by Timmyd April 26, 2017
The Volkswagen is a sexual position where your partner lies on the back with their legs back forming a “W” shape then they grab their feet with opposite hands to form the “V” shape
by C-Raig69 August 14, 2024