Telemarketwhore

A call center slut usually hired off craigslist. Will do ANYTHING for $10 hr. Typically washed up phone sex operators.

Hey K we got 5 more telemarketwhores interviewing today. Lets take em to the couch.

by Thundersprinkles August 1, 2011

Theems

A type of shadow that uses dark energy and void

theems is on the loose so stay in bed

by BananaTNT November 13, 2018

Telemorphing

The ability to morph/think anything in and out of existence

"We need to stop the villain!"
"We can't! he keeps telemorphing brick walls which is stopping us from getting to him!"
"Dammit! Being a superhero really fucking sucks!!"

by DrFunTimes January 15, 2020

teemion

a sweaty minion who produces puddles on his back when staring at students like a pervert,blue balled idiot

Omfg i saw teemion humping taymion and mucus in the bathroom

by Choxoxo June 1, 2022

treemaxx

If someone says this to you it basically just means to drive your car into a tree because your so fucking ugly. (negative canthal tilt, no jawline, prey eyes)

Yo bro you have a negative canthal tilt just treemaxx at that point

by Luh Shumnky October 16, 2023

the treemeister

King of trees.. He counts on them.

Oh look it's the treemeister

by I an the treemeister January 6, 2014

telemobilephone

A synonym for a cell phone or a cell phone trapped inside another telephone.

It can also be used figuratively to suggest that a cell phone has ridiculously weak service or signal, as if it were really trapped inside of another telephone.

Is also often written with hyphenation as tele-mobile-phone.

Gosh! No bars! My cell phone sucks like a telemobilephone!

by Thomas Suszynski February 21, 2008