Tighter than a Cat's Ass

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010

I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

faded than a hoe

being "faded than a hoe" is what happens after you smackington the penjamin somewhere out in yodieland.

FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
end scene

by FemboyTonk November 17, 2022

Tawanda

The most gorgeous, sexiest, hottest, of them all. Very outgoing personality, spontaneous, and loved by all.

Oh how I would love to have Tawanda in my life.

by Loved by many7 February 25, 2017

gooder than a mug

something really good

This food is gooder than a mug!

by chickennug90 October 24, 2017

We is bigger than you

From "We is bigger than me." a phrase used by management to shake down the workers for charity. Both sentences carry the same threat " pay up or face retaleation." You would think that well off management putting the arm on workers who aren't making it as things are now would be wrong, but as it is for a good cause it is ok.

The clowns up stairs lost over a million bucks last year, I don't think the money they squeezed out of us with their "We is bigger than you " drive covered it.

by wjc December 21, 2009

It's better than nothing

A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.

My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.

by GianPaolo September 2, 2011