Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

bible thumper

Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.

The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.

by zomgwhat October 2, 2008

Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.

Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.

by T Wade October 20, 2005

Trupe

A terrifying monster with a horrible taste in music

You listen to Styx? Wow, You're such a Trupe!

by naveen and sharad August 7, 2009

tupelo

A single story house typically found in the South and examplified by Elvis Presley's home in Tupelo, Mississipi

Elvis Presley lived in his tupelo with his parents and siblings.

by BlahblahBlackSheep December 31, 2014

Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.

"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."

by darrenoia July 2, 2009

otter thumper

girls who have sexual intercourse with multiple boys who play on the otters hockey team. these girls normally attend every game and think their "the shit". and god forbid you text any of the guys they've slept with.... (which is on average, more than half of the team).

girl1: oh my god. emily is such an otter thumper.. she slept with half the team already!
girl2: what an otter thumper!

by puckbunnyx November 18, 2009