Pussies belong to girls. Cunts belong to women. Thundercunts belong to Amazons. A Thundercunt partner can make you come like you have never come before, amidst roars of thunder and lightning. Large in power rather than in size, a thundercunt will swallow you down and then spit you out until you've experienced orgasmic transcendence, and are so exhausted you can no longer come or go.
Still trembling from his orgasm, John had no doubt that his new girlfiend was the woman of his dreams, a real thundercunt!
by thegameisonz December 6, 2009
Get the Thundercunt mug.An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.
Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.
by easy chang October 23, 2007
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A heinous bitch of the worst kind who lives to make others miserable, typically fat and has the thunder crashes of Hades emitting from her large vagina
Jocelynn is a cock-juggling thundercunt.
by allison75 August 23, 2010
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by Eddie Chuprinskas March 16, 2008
Get the Thundercunt mug.A man's genital appendage used specifically for undescribable amounts of female pleasure.
Usage of said implement generally results in soaked bedding, and unimpressed roomates.
Usage of said implement generally results in soaked bedding, and unimpressed roomates.
Girl 1: How was the sex last night?
Girl 2: Well, he pulled out the Thundercawk, and by the end of the night I was leaking like a geyser.
Girl 2: Well, he pulled out the Thundercawk, and by the end of the night I was leaking like a geyser.
by fuzzyjacket March 12, 2009
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DEF 2) A part of the female anatomy see cunt
DEF 2) A part of the female anatomy see cunt
by Spektr-The-Vamp October 21, 2010
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"A dickjuggling thundercunt thats what"
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