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trumpkin

getting a blumkin (blowjob while taking a shit) while wearing trump appearral.
My night was so amazing because I got a trumpkin.
by donald69er November 14, 2016
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Thumpin'Ram

An incredibly homosexual, white male who loves Family Guy and nothing more than being clingy.
Dude, STOP! You're giving me the Thumpin'Rams, here!
by Crab March 21, 2004
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thumpin' good

term used to describe a perfectly seasoned watermelon. Made famous by Cas Walker in 70's ad campaign for local supermarket chain in East Tennessee.
Those watermelons were sweat and crisp...mmmm...thumpin' good!
by evinrude115 October 20, 2010
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cock thumping

"Where did they go?" "They're off cock thumping each other's fleshbridge."
by ThunderThumbs55 December 22, 2016
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Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.
Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.
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trumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".
J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"
by d$-&-Saladd July 11, 2017
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thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!
i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
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