A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
by Piranha March 24, 2008
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Get the cookie thumper mug.The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."
Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.
Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.
That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.
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Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.
That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.
Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey
by Steve Landis October 4, 2011
Get the Kitty Thump mug.An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
by toolguru November 12, 2007
Get the Bible thumper mug.a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
by shesleeps February 22, 2014
Get the cookie thumper mug.A mega-right wing Christian wacko. Belives their life must be based on the Bible. The same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the Bible. Usually a homophobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.
See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob
See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob
Bible Thumper: WE MUST BAN GAY....... NO WE MUST KILL GAYS!!! OUTLAW ABORTION! WE WILL NOT COMMIT SIN!!! IF YOU DON'T LISTEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!!! AND IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT YOU STILL WILL!
Followers: Huzzah!
Followers: Huzzah!
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
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