Thistle head

Someone utterly enchanted by anything Scottish (like petrol head)

She's been totally thistle headed since her first trip over the border, she even has black pudden for breakfast... every feckin day!

by JuxTheFirst October 9, 2008

Tittles

The name of a constipated cat.

Hey TITTLES! My God you're constipated....!

by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004

tittle

the act of someone putting there finger in a woman's cleavage.
similar to the word diddle, but with tits

"Last night at the bar some asshole tittled me."

"That girl is so fucking hot I want to put my fingers between her boobs. Is there a word for that? Oh ya, tittled. Im going to go tittle the shit out of her."

by adarc23 October 13, 2009

Thottle

A herd of thotties

Bro, you see that Thottle over there.

by Mr.Legend June 25, 2016

Twittletale

Someone who, when a person is subtweeting, tags the person being talked about into the thread (usually for the purpose of siccing them/their followers on the subtweeter).

Some twittletale tagged my thread and now I have a bunch of randos clogging my mentions calling me a cuck.

by Librarian Mike March 16, 2017

twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

Tittlesmyff

A name given to a young adult male who has yet to lose his virginity, who starts to contemplate weather or not they are a homosexual.

As Brad sits at the bar by himself, he starts to wonder "am I becoming a Tittlesmyff?"

by BMOC36 August 19, 2017