A form of language using only adjectives and nouns which makes no sense but has meaning i.e. to speak shitty smitty.
Smitty Talk "Rock, Dark Outside, Taco bell, Jacks mad." Translated to English- Please turn down the music.
by Merf6691 January 01, 2011
When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024
This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.
by adamnsmit July 08, 2018
A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
by G-whizz January 24, 2010
To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.
by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017
When a vehicle is going unreasonably slower than the speed limit and is holding up the flow of traffic
by PortageeIron July 22, 2016
Smitty is a man that is handsome. He’s the type to marry and have kids with an Aquarius. He may be a little toxic but he will not kiss your ass or waist his time one you. He may give you a second chance in a relationship but do not question his loyalty. Smitty is on that type of time. He’s the type to slide down on the opps with his people. Smitty always stays out the way. He has money, he’s smart, and has a good sex drive. Smitty is a man with dreads and has all the guns. Smitty is an east side type of man. Smitty isn’t weak and would take your pole. He doesn’t play about his love ones he would blow your top. Find you a smitty his loyalty runs deep.
by Naymarla May 08, 2021