Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.
"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"
by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015
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by Smitty man November 1, 2023
Get the Smitty mug.When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024
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I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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Get the Red Smitty mug.A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
by G-whizz January 24, 2010
Get the Jack Smitty mug.Smitty is a man that is handsome. He’s the type to marry and have kids with an Aquarius. He may be a little toxic but he will not kiss your ass or waist his time one you. He may give you a second chance in a relationship but do not question his loyalty. Smitty is on that type of time. He’s the type to slide down on the opps with his people. Smitty always stays out the way. He has money, he’s smart, and has a good sex drive. Smitty is a man with dreads and has all the guns. Smitty is an east side type of man. Smitty isn’t weak and would take your pole. He doesn’t play about his love ones he would blow your top. Find you a smitty his loyalty runs deep.
by Naymarla May 7, 2021
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