slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.

-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun

by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010

Slap the Porpoise

Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise".

"Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"

by Angie Ginandcola April 11, 2010

The Money Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"

by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

Bitch-Slap The Theremin

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

by ham cannon November 18, 2003

Slap the TOXIC girl

Girl 1.This girl is being toxic she just and that she doesn't look like me.

Girl 2. Girl, it's October 20
Girl 1. What?
Girl 2. October 20 is the day you can slap anyone being toxic duh.

She is toxic. Then slap the toxic girl tf

by Just fall October 20, 2020