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Shire

your shire
by anonymous October 28, 2022
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Shire

Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.
Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.
by Misinformative April 18, 2023
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Shire

The Shire is the tallest horse on earth.
A: OMG LOOK A HORSE
B: It's huge!
A: OMG WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: It's the Shire.
by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021
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Shirees

Most loving and caring person ever!

Always there to put a smile on your face.
Weird but funny at the same time. Always gets a way to make you feel comfortable around her and will go out of her way to help you in any way possible. Absolutely beautiful and amazingly good in sports!
She is absolutely beautiful, must be a Shirees
by J.M.S.P November 23, 2021
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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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Shire

A combination of shite and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.
Man, I'm having no fun, this party is shire.
by BantersaurousRex March 29, 2015
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