scoop

verb.

to take one's hand and make a scoop-like motion on either oneself or another's breasts/nipples/pectoral region.

Fat Man: I really need a scoop of ice cream right now.
Skinny Man: Ok here is a scoop (make a form of cup out of hands and make a scooping motion on either his or his partner's breasts/nipples/pectoral region - since we are talking about a fat man, breasts applies here).
Fat Man: Oh thank you, skinny man.

by maximan May 18, 2011

scooping

When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)

No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.

by Spewart May 6, 2006

scoop

When a someone (usually a guy) puts there hand under a girls boob and moves up, causing the boob to fall back down.

Alex: Did you just see Will scoop Vicky?
Ashely: Yea I did, what an ass.

by Guin December 28, 2005

Scoop

Another word for a crazy bad camel toe, usually used with fat teachers who wear tight pants

Oh, my God! Did you see Mrs. Cabo's Scoop?

by Matty2010 October 11, 2009

scoop

To quickly steal a small item from someone. Usually done in full view of the owner, and with the purpose of taking them by surprise more than actually obtaining the scooped item.

"...She just scooped my shoe!"

by Azzie February 18, 2003

scoop

to contain a large amount of human methane gas (fart)in one's hand then stratigicly place your hand in front of another's nose (in a scooping motion). the recipiant will not know why your hand is in front of their face they will not think to hold their breath. they will inadvertantly take a deep breath and be devestated by the putrid stench. the idea is to try to scoop the gas from point a to point b in the straightest line possible with out loosing it.

"damn yo I was ridin' with jamold and he skooped me!"

"ya he got skooped so bad."

"hey , ya want the skoop?"
"whats the skoop?"
(skoop 'em)

by grza November 22, 2002

scoop

to pick up a someone, as to put them on your team

Man I went to the club the other night and scooped a Bad Broad.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003