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Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales
Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling
by Ritzy Boi November 30, 2019
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off my ritz

yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night
by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018
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Ritz

Taking up their soul and doin up ritz, 666
- Lucii
by Madman Lucii July 24, 2022
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Ritz

Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!
Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.
by CynderFanclub April 12, 2024
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Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.
Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz
by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019
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Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.
If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
by QuacksO April 21, 2024
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Ritz

Ritz is slang for Ritalin. Ritz can help with ADHD to calm down and remember stuff and focus instead of being hyper and forgetful. Ritz goes great with booze. The combination of Ritalin and booze is called Ritabooze. Ritz can help you study for tests and do homework and things don't feel like it's either very fun or very boring with no in-between. There's more grey area to work with and more focus, but you got to clean your room, and then focus on your class work and homework. Ritz help with ADHD and things are no longer a struggle. There's also Mod (Modafinil) and Addy (Adderall), not just Ritz (Ritalin). Ritz and booze makes a great study combo and even a party combo. Rum and Ritz is also good. R and R is Rum and Ritalin.

Ritz can also refer to Ritz crackers. Ritz are circular in shape and salty and delicious. There's also Ritz with cheese on it or peanut butter on it.
Stan: I can finally study for the test. Thanks, Ritz!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024
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