A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.
Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.
by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010
by milimo May 17, 2011
Present a conceling box that gives you a urge to open but once you do it is not what you wanted damn presnents to hell.
Present = real life loot boxes
Present = real life loot boxes
Mom: I got you a present.
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
by Yoyner with lootbox June 26, 2019
A cock-sucking battyman that does jack off to bird shit cause they hopeless, they are the beta version of Naparima College and does get doubles without barra and aloo-pie without aloo they like toti more than roti and would happily fuck yuh fadda for you
by I go bulla yuh bamsee March 20, 2021
by The Grammar Nazi December 04, 2001
the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.
Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.
by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010
the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).
Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,
Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"
Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"
by RRM II December 24, 2021