oil the hinges

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

by Mesilla January 5, 2014

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft

Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!

by Racciimy November 17, 2021

oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

Oil the slug

fluff the garfield, masterbate

Excuse me while I oil my slug...

by Smythe February 28, 2003

your adding oil to the fire

Your making the situation worse

Joesph- NO!! were not having a dance
Kristin- Ok i'll bring cups and decorations!

Lauren- Your adding oil to the fire

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

Edmonton Oilers Are The Best

The best most accurate thing anyone has ever said

the Edmonton Oilers are the best team this season

by MiniMario May 18, 2022

oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!

by sean_amadon July 9, 2010