A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.
Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?
A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?
A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?
by Monkey Lover July 09, 2004
A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
by Nubluva May 13, 2006
by keter ping October 14, 2007
Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.
by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022
a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.
by Gary May 01, 2003
A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.
by Thriced May 03, 2007