A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.
Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?
A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?
A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?
by Monkey Lover July 8, 2004
Get the monkeymug. A widely overapreciated animal.
Jim got a monkey for a pet! He named it Carl. Carl likes to eat and throw feces.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
Jim thinks that "all the girls" will go out with him because of his wild and exotic pet.
In reality, every time he brings a girl home, Carl flings his poo at her.
Jim is a loser.
by Nubluva May 21, 2006
Get the Monkeymug. 
by keter ping October 30, 2007
Get the monkeymug. Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.
by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022
Get the Monkey-monkeymug. a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.
by Gary May 1, 2003
Get the monkeymug. A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.
by Thriced May 16, 2007
Get the monkeymug.