microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for
someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK
by rullski June 02, 2023
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 09, 2021
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bad microphone

Someone who was a bad mic
Yurem has a bad microphone
by Frhdjdjjdjdksmsmsms July 07, 2021
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.
1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024
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Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.
Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...
by Chilebeso September 06, 2015
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