by YoungEugene February 27, 2025

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021

A landmine woman is a girl, that is quite attractive, nice and might be popular. But, as you get to know her more, she is actually insane and has mental issues.
by Marigoldkinner March 2, 2025

by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)
(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box
(14yo) ugh
(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi
(14yo) ok I will
(14yo) ugh
(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi
(14yo) ok I will
by Malcontent lag November 16, 2022

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.
by Babymineboy March 1, 2016

In Japan, it's described as "A 'landmine' is a girl/woman who wears cute clothes/makeup but in truth, is nothing but trouble."
Related to "Don't stick your dick in crazy".
Related to "Don't stick your dick in crazy".
She's a landmine, bro. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
by kimchifriedrice478 July 19, 2021
