Joey

A versatile word that can be used in place of “fuck”, “shit”, “bitch”, and any other obscenity required.
What the Joey are you doing?!” or “You really Joeyed that up!”
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joey

a cross between a hipster and a scene kid but will get pissed if you call him either of those. smokes as much as he jerks off but refuses to be called a stoner and hits on every girls but calls himself caring and dedicated. makes him self out to be the victim in every situation. bisexaul but won't admit to it. main interests included smoking boobs sex 420 video games weed sex weed drugs hipster swag yolo scene threesomes boys with piercings botdf and weed.
calls joey out on his bullsit**
peace yolo i don't have time for drama imma go smoke some weed japanese pool boys sex drugs dustep
by suckmyfuck420weed February 10, 2014
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Joey

commonly seen in a green hoodie and grey trackie bottom. a boy who thinks he's too G to be called joe. this boy thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy.
"look at joey in his fly clothes"

"ahh sik call me joey"

"joey's looking pretty randy today"
by jjl123 March 12, 2010
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Joey

usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.
I'm sick of dating Joeys.

My cousin thinks like a Joey.
by Bing Aling July 18, 2010
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Joey

A fat sack of shit. That loves to lie. He also gets soft blow jobs from every girl.
Oh man I’d hate to be a Joey.
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Joey

The one guy that everyone secretly wants to murder and roll in a pile of pink dildo's.
Gosh, I fucking hate that Joey guy.
by mollyhitler101 August 29, 2017
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Joey

A cool, funny guy who jokes around a little too much but deep down has a big heart and the best intentions at mind. A big brother figure in my life.
"Don't talk trash about Joey or I'm gonna lose it"
by joey_fan December 14, 2018
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