Jamie hooper

Fucking dickhead boy who thinks the sun shines out his ass

Jamie hooper thinks the grass is greener everywhere else

by Eva3028 May 1, 2020

Hoopered

When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.

My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.

by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

matt hooper

The marine biologist guy in jaws who is very cute too

Person: matt hooper from jaws lol

Another person: holy shit matt fucking hooper

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

Goop Hooper

What ever ethnic race a person from Indiana is

I ran into a bunch of Goop Hoopers at the local mall today.

by lehfon February 26, 2024

Jungle Hooper

Another word for African Americans

God damn, don't you just hate when you're tryna go to Marley's Sports bar with the boys and it's just crowded with a bunch of Jungle Hoopers

by Mattsx03 April 1, 2024

Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.

Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper

by 15Crossed April 30, 2025