by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024
Get the matt hoopermug. When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023
Get the Hooperedmug. A dumb ass nigga that cant guard the teams point guard bc he is raw asf and they ear curry every lunch sometime get injured all the fucking time “ryan”
by Chrisyjuan October 31, 2019
Get the Indian hoopermug. A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
Get the Half Court Hoopermug. by Eva3028 May 1, 2020
Get the Jamie hoopermug. by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
Get the August 28 National date a hooper daymug. An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.
Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!
Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper
Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper
by 15Crossed April 30, 2025
Get the Inconsistent Hoopermug.