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hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it
Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.
by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024
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hock

HARRY STYLES HOCK isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.
by hittieslol October 25, 2020
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Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.
M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.
by Sprog July 12, 2015
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Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great
VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition
by uncle_pat January 10, 2024
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The Hock

A perilous endurance challenge in which participants are airdropped onto a frozen lake within a boreal forest of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in early March. Individuals may bring any equipment they can carry, excluding firearms, maps, and communication devices, rescue beacons also prohibited. The objective is for participants to survive and navigate back to civilization or die trying.
He did the Hock to prove to himself that he had what it takes to be worthy of self-love.
by dangerridge November 4, 2023
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Zac Hocking

Zac Hocking is a legendary gamer he is nothing below average at any game he plays.
Player 1: im dead

Player 2: im coming

Player1: He's too good just run, go for placements you can't win

Player 2: *Attempts to run

Zac Hocking: I see you bitch

Player 2: starts unbreath'nting
by bigPPenergy ;) November 1, 2021
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