Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.

'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'

by Dating Trends February 7, 2022

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

Groundhogged

Getting brutally murdered in a vulgar manner, often with fire or poisonous chemicals.

You're gonna get groundhogged if you keep it up.

by Themmes February 3, 2017

Evict The Groundhog

To fuck the poop out of you or someone else.

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?

by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024

Groundhogging

A person or group in a discussion or a debate, repeats the same question with the sole intention of

a) rejecting or ignoring the answer

b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.

c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.

The have been asking for weeks "What are the charges?" and it's only groundhogging since they could find the charges on Google in a minute.

by Nixonvote1972 June 2, 2024

Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.

Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.

by Cartiisass November 1, 2021

Groundhogging

A sick, psychological, mind-fucking game used by narissist against their partner to drive them insane. This is accomplished by daily repetition of a same exact action or behavior that causes the same adverse reaction from their partner, which causes the exact same response from the perpetratoe, causing the exact same senario, predictably causing the exact dialogue, thus the exact same conflict betweenst them, going in a neverending circle, resulting in eventual insanity.

I had to break up with him, his groundhogging was causing me to lose my mind.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020