albino gecko

vaughn: "you are an albino gecko"
by breeeeZyy April 23, 2017
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Gotcha Gecko

A crocodile or alligator. Reference to a lizard (simp. Gecko) that grabs you from underwater.
The tourist was taken by a gotcha gecko when they were swimming in the waterhole.
There are too many gotcha gecko's in the water traps on the golf course to retrieve your ball.
Don't fall out of the boat. There are too many gotcha geckos.
by Shortfusepsb February 9, 2020
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greasy gecko

When you jizz on your hands then finger your girl with em
Imma give her the greasy gecko to get her the pegnanto
by Slayrodt July 30, 2018
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Cuddling the Gecko

The subsequent euphoria felt following an arduous internet search, especially for automobile insurance.
Jill: How was your day?
Jack: I'm "cuddling the gecko"!
Jill: Oh, you finally found a deal on your car insurance?
Jack: Yup!!
by ryandapilot March 23, 2010
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gecko tail

The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail,
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.
John makes a gecko tail if his
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.
by Donderdag Manne July 31, 2008
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gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.
Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.
by zachoff January 7, 2011
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cyber gecko

the troll that made myspace kill its group function and the one who made trolling a sport. cyber gecko is the top troll in FB now.
if you are reading this, you have been trolled by cyber gecko
by blazejack the awesome March 4, 2011
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