get in the van

The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".

Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.

by Terry Lee January 27, 2008

the vandals

a great band whos probably most famous for peace thru vandalisum

i love the vandals there great

by pat brown April 10, 2005

kick in the vagina

What we guys do to girls: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make her cry 4 for fun Ha Ha

Instead of flipping her the bird, he gave her a sharp kick in the vagina.

Are you going to shut your mouth or must I kick you so hard in the vagina that you'll get your period a month early?

Did you hear how high her voice was after he gave her that kick in the vagina?
Girls eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the vagina...Ha Ha

by Eura Phagg December 17, 2006

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".

So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.

by YAWA February 7, 2021

Interview With The Vampire

The perfect Horror Book and movie ever written and made. The only fault with the movie is that i ahte Tom Cruise as Lestat even though he plays the role perfectly . Other than that minor problem the movie is brilliant and very well made. Brad Pitt is lush as Louie.

"What do the damned really have to say to the damned"

by Akasha January 10, 2004

the vacuum cleaner

A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.

This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.

by killa park March 25, 2003