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Cheeky twix

Sexual term.
It descibes the action of a female inserting a single finger (any) in a man's anus, for at least two plalanx deep.
I was surprised Mary gave Kevin a Cheeky Twix when they got home, it was their first date.
by AppleSpyYou July 28, 2021
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dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg
Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper
by Superbike2 September 15, 2019
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Twixing

A retarded way tricking someone. Referring to the popular candy bar Twix
I just Twixed my wife into signing the divorce papers.
Example here uses Twixing in the past form as in the word tricked.
by ProffesionalTwixer November 20, 2020
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Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.
“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite
by TheAguirres November 7, 2018
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Booty Twix

A booty Twix is another term for a turd.
Bro who the fuck left a big ass booty Twix in the toilet!?

Who the dropped this booty Twix?
by Ziggywompus October 1, 2021
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twixed

When two people are sharing a delicious food and one person deliberately gobbles up the best part then passes it over with nonchalance, but all the while knowing underneath they are terribly guilty of their ungodly action.

This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
Kelly and Carlos are enjoying a nice Twix and Kinder ice cream with a Twix bar noticeably standing out. They are having a casual conversation:

"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"

"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.

Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"

When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"

Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"

Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"

Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"
by Elcucha January 16, 2020
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Twix

Yo have you meet Eve? They are a total twix
by violet69 April 6, 2023
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