Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

The Joshua Tree

The Joshua Tree is a gathering of male individuals who get together and take drugs to discuss existential philosophical questions and other topics. It is usually, but not always, occurs in the great outdoors.

The term originates from Entourage S05E05 "Tree Trippers", when actor Vincent Chase and friends go to Joshua Tree National Park to eat shrooms and figure out if he should take the part in the movie Benji.

Guys, we need to figure out the meaning of the universe! Joshua Tree here we come!

I'm at a loss about whether or not to quit my job, how about about Joshua Tree?

Dude, wanna go to the Joshua Tree? I hear Archimedes and Nicodemus are gonna be there!

Let's just get fucked up at the Joshua Tree tonight!

by foehammer88 November 19, 2010

The Apple Tree

The Apple Tree is a three act musical with three different parts: the first being based on Mark Twain's The Diary of Adam and Eve, the second based on Frank R. Stockton's The Lady or the Tiger? and the third based off Passionella by Jules Feiffer. Each has its own story line, but all are tied together by the common theme of the relationship between man and woman, common musical themes, and common references such as "Why Brown?" The musical opened on October 18, 1966, at the Shubert Theatre (in New York), and ran for 463 performances, closing on November 25, 1967. It originally starred Barbara Harris(who won a Tony for Best Actress in a Musical for the role), Alan Alda, and Larry Blyden. The Apple Tree also received several other major Tony nominations: Alda for Best Actor in a Musical, Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick for Best Composer and Lyricist, Mike Nichols for Best Direction of a Musical, Lee Theodore for Best Choreography, and the show itself for Best Musical. The Roundabout Theatre Company, one of New York’s largest not-for-profit theatre companies, mounted a revival in December 2006 with Kristin Chenoweth, Brian D'Arcy James in Alda's roles and Marc Kudisch in Blyden's. The reviews commonly say the musical is a bit dated but Chenoweth's performance is a marvel that keeps audiences coming. The revival of the Apple Tree came a close March 11,2007.

Songs include:

The Diary of Adam and Eve

Eden Prelude
Here in Eden
Feelings
Eve
Friends
The Apple Tree (Forbidden Fruit)
Beautiful, Beautiful world
It's A Fish
Go to Sleep, Whatever You Are
What Makes Me Love Him?
Eden Postlude

The Lady or the Tiger?

The Lady or the Tiger Prelude
I'll Tell You a Truth
Make Way
Forbidden Love (in Gaul)
The Apple Tree reprise
I've Got What You Want
Tiger, Tiger
Make Way reprise
Which Door?
I'll Tell You a Truth reprise

Passionella

Passionella Prelude
Oh, To Be a Movie Star
Gorgeous
(Who, Who, Who, Who) Who is She?
I Know
Wealth
You Are Not Real
Postlude

The Apple Tree is an underrated, hilarious show.

by Theatre Stalker January 8, 2008

the leaky tree

it is the act in where you cover your dick in maple syrup and fuck a girl in the ass. then let the maple syrup pour out her ass and you pour it on your pancakes

Dude1: How was sex with your girlfriend
Dude2: Good we did the leaky tree
Dude1: Awesome

by jcoolawesome February 21, 2018

beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

by silas santos! June 15, 2010

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

Shake the money tree in a wine cave

Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.

You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.

by YangAlltheWay December 21, 2019