status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 23, 2005

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 07, 2010

status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

by rplover1223 April 08, 2009

Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal

why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue

by iamloah November 30, 2021

gwap status

the current condition of the currency one would contain at the present time.

My gwap status is on the uprise.

by lilcs024 July 16, 2009

Bozo status

Bozo status is your status as a bozo

Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.

by idkman08 June 24, 2022