This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
Get the To smittymug. Are you from smitty?
by Smitty man November 1, 2023
Get the Smittymug. When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024
Get the Smitty WerbenJagerManJensenmug. aka josh, smity, shits, shitter or shitty... this man fucks. he has a horse cock the size of a stallion and will steal your girl when you look away. he has silky smooth blond hair and will not hesitate to slide into chicks dms. this kid is jacked and pumped up on cocaine.
Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
by skinny dude 22 February 22, 2022
Get the Smittymug. A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
by G-whizz January 24, 2010
Get the Jack Smittymug. when your hamster is in front of you but you can’t curse so you simply say “smitty”. it comes in great handy.
by smittysister101 February 5, 2019
Get the smittymug.