pud puddle

The act of pulling out and cumming in a belly button.

Dude did you see that belly button. I'd pud puddle that booty sex

by SAFTB2 June 10, 2017

plur puddle

A small or large group of raver kids on ecstasy engaging in various activities including: masages, trading stickers, chewing on soothers, giving hugs, eating candy, etc.

Don't get to close to the plur puddle; you might get sucked in!

by Kyle Riddell March 15, 2008

Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009

Double Puddle

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.

by MuKKaZ November 23, 2007

Puddle Slut

A person that trades sexual favors for drugs, mainly methamphetamine.

Due to the fact that in a pipe the drug melts into a puddle.

buyer: Can you believe she had sex with me, in exchange for meth?
dealer : Well, she is a "puddle slut"

by SocoLuvr May 2, 2010

drunk to puddles

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013