The yeet monster

He looks like a bad guy at first, but if you feed him at least 25 children a day, he will be your friend forever.

The yeet monster: RAAAAAARGH, oh you got me a child.... thank you!

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

The Canel Monster

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.

The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021

Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡

Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue

by Slaythegaselighgurlbossbuster July 12, 2023

the horizontal monster mash

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing

omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012

The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

The spageti monster

This is a creature that created the world. He is everywhere. The world is atully a giant meatball and the flying spageti monster is hear as the god. He is real! Don't question it!

zenga.org, the church of the flying spageti monster, click there and you will see, all of you! here is the website to prove you all wrong!....and theres pictures, so click it. the spageti monster will prove u all wrong!

by Your Mother (in law) November 12, 2009