library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.
I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.
by yes juanito yes May 22, 2015
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public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.
Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?
by kramer, cozmo September 28, 2007
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Library Serpant

An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers
Set a trap at the door so the Library Serpant can't enter!!!!!!!!!
by ChunkyDunk69 May 14, 2010
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library jacker

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.
Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .
by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016
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Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.
Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.
by Boris Yeltsin II April 12, 2010
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pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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Library Phobia

The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people
"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.
by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011
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