A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.
by yes juanito yes May 22, 2015
a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.
by kramer, cozmo September 28, 2007
An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers
by ChunkyDunk69 May 14, 2010
by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016
Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.
Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.
by Boris Yeltsin II April 12, 2010
A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011