also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.
"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"
Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
by tatsamie September 30, 2020
The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
by Idisch August 02, 2023
Some women: Man I hate experiencing Bi comp-het
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
by Zuckmai_dek April 18, 2021
Short for “no hetero though”
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.
by Waimey Blimey! December 25, 2019
Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022
The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.
"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!
See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
by S. Strides November 17, 2022