by emo homosexual September 22, 2021

Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 23, 2022

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Become a beautiful monster.A heartless creature. A Goddest of pain.Maybe then the emptiness of this bullet hole,they left in my chest,will finally make some sense we already know
by Blaaskaak July 12, 2018

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024

Some women: Man I hate experiencing Bi comp-het
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
by Zuckmai_dek April 18, 2021
