German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm

man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always

by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023

Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First

Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First is the most talented person you will ever meet. She is absolutely perfection and succeeds at everything they do. They are always on time an never EVER late. They always attract people with their FABULOUS looks! Like WOOOOOO MAMA Smooches to you

Person 1 - Wow Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunhilda the First really is talented

Person 2 - Ikr

by Empress Edna Chloe Linda Brunh March 17, 2022

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania

iti is just literally 1 hour of nothingness then broken by the first 4 notes of megalovania (the sans bossfight song)

1 hour of silence occasionally broken by the first 4 notes of Megalovania

by immymooon June 21, 2022

sugar on the first date

to kiss ur partner on the first date

Boy: Gimme sum sugar on the first date
Gurl: Who the hell are u?
Boy: Woot shes drunk!

by Sugar Daddy0088 March 4, 2009

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

twit of the first water

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.

Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006