When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
Get the fast-lanedmug. going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.
--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast
by Doctor Science November 28, 2012
Get the turkey fastmug. 1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.
2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.
3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.
3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!
Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.
Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!
Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.
Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!
by hungrychance14 January 5, 2011
Get the fast foodmug. To bear down, grit it out, stay the course
Originally a nautical term probably borrowed from the Dutch "houd vast" (hold tight) referring to the importance of securely gripping a ship's rigging.
Originally a nautical term probably borrowed from the Dutch "houd vast" (hold tight) referring to the importance of securely gripping a ship's rigging.
by yoopah10 June 19, 2013
Get the hold fastmug. Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.
by GoldmanC November 28, 2010
Get the Thanksgiving Fastmug. way of saying: 'to aknowledge something coming at you, both literally and metaphorically, in a quick way because life is short and you gotta think fast!'
by Leoxsdgwerf March 26, 2008
Get the think fastmug. Being completely fed up with humanity and needing to take a break from all social interaction for a period of time.
After having lunch with my friends and listening to their incessant whining for three hours I will be embarking on a social fast.
by LinkofHyrul3 August 28, 2016
Get the Social Fastmug.