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The Monthly Curse

Sally: Damn I got the monthly curse again! Well at least I'm not pregnant.
by SuperGirlDog March 28, 2015
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the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.
The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse
by Headfuck Hughes January 16, 2018
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The Greenie Curse

1. A hex or curse cast upon any N.F.L. team and the N.F.L. teams respective fan base.

2. A hex or curse cast before the opening Kick off to the N.F.L. season.
Hey Stink, I'm picking the Denver Broncos to win the Superbowl !

Stink: Ain't Gonna happen, Greenie picked em also, They Gotz "THE GREENIE CURSE !"
by Scott B. W.P.B. November 16, 2011
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the chori curse

A very real, NOT TO BE OVERLOOKED SUPERNATURAL FORCE, DESTINED FOR FAILURE. If you have a man named CHORI a.k.a. "Ryan Teodoro" on YOUR team.

For Example - Counter-Strike, Starcraft, Gunbound, Basketball, or any other competitive sport/e-game you are DESTINED TO LOSE.

BEWARE OF THIS SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.
If you see a man named chori join any of your teams in the e-gaming society, please do the right thing. BAN HIM, IMMEDIATELY.
FUCK! chori get the fuck off my team, I'm tired of losing bitch.
by c v.2 | mikky mouz November 14, 2004
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The Priddy Curse

Any words that come out of Ben Priddy's facehole are automatically attached with a curse that jinks the subject, in turn, producing the opposite outcome.
A week before this year's NBA Finals, Ben Priddy said: I, Ben Priddy, declare and guarantee that the Celtics will win the NBA Championship in 2010 ... (with this statement, he unleashed The Priddy Curse upon the Celtics and guaranteed victory for the Lakers)
by digitalpimpx13 June 27, 2010
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the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.
"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*
by I am a jinx January 2, 2017
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The Collins Curse

when everyone you date turns gay.
Guy1: Hey lance how are you?
Guy2: My girl broke up with me for a woman
Guy1: You have the Collins curse!
by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018
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