smokey_the_cat_furry232

Some furry that has a cardboard mask. They are pretty cool tho, I don't really like furries but this is the nicest I've met☺️

Hi smokey_the_cat_furry232 what are you doing today

smokey_the_cat_furry232 by Some_random_peep_ June 3, 2021

Speaking to Jack the Cat 

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

Speaking to Jack the Cat by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

cat shit in the mouth 

The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.

Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.

Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.

cat shit in the mouth by ajgenard September 11, 2009

Squeeze the Cat 

Having to use go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2.

Dan had to make a pitstop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

Squeeze the Cat by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"

shanked the cat by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005

skin the cat 

to get undressed. usually a phrase used to let children know it's time to get out of dirty clothes and into their clean clothes.

Brian's mother said, "Skin the cat - you need to get you pajamas on. It's time to go to bed."

skin the cat by Chickamunk January 23, 2005

Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

Splat the cat by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018